lightning, come and strike me.

I haven't blogged for a while now. I've been too busy with schoolwork, my brothers are even teasing me that I'm officially a geek. Jeez. Di lang nila alam.

I think tomorrow diyalogo na kami sa pinoi. Fuck. I haven't started memorizing my script and wala pa ko costume. Fuck. Kill me please. I don't want to commit suicide, so just push me off a cliff. I'm begging you. I thought the seniors last year were just exagerrating that they don't sleep every night. Yes that's true. Unfortunately. So juniors, sophomores and freshmen, get ready. :D

Yesterday I asked my dad if he has a toy gun. OMFG. He gave me this really heavy "toy gun" or "bb gun" as he calls it. It looks like a real gun and he even warned me that I'm not supposed to show it to my classmates before the presentation because he might get in trouble. I don't think he's kidding. Well anyway, he told me it's safe and he already removed the bullets.

Enough blogging. Concentrate on your studies. Gotta bounce. :D

greek mythology pic

"Ana Mapula as our model Cronus."

"not K-O-R-O-N-U-S"

"Andi Lanuza as Gaea"
OHMYGOD. She's so HOT.

"Avery Anatalio as Hecate. =))"
*birth control.

"Cyrene Tan as Artemis"
"He stared, like Oh My God! He stared!"

"Pia Hipolito as Prometheus"
"Peace Pia, naaliw ako sa pic mo :))"

"Min Buenviaje as Ares"
"The Sexy Ares"
"God!"
"The one I slept with"
"My Kabit"

*cyempre d mgpapatalo c Aphrodite*
"Raz Gonzales as Aphrodite"
"Yes, part-time prostitute."

w h a t e v e r..

THANKS TO GELLI FOR THE PICS. :) TATAASAN KO NA SWELDO MO.

Phew, what a relief.

Quote of the day: "no kidding?" -sir viloria

Morning passed swiftly, walang pumasok sa utak ko. I kept on repeating the freakin' monologue. Lo and behold, I even forgot my lines. :))

Well anyway, it's ok. At least I'm finished. Hahaha. Gagantihan ko kayo iv3. Lintik lang ang walang higanti.?? (ok. not sure.)

Looking like a prostitute with uber red lipstick sa harap ng class is so not funny. hahaha. Kahihiyan un, dadaan ka pa sa iv4 na si sir valencia ang ngtuturo. ohmygod. Ay shit. naalala ko si cy. "he stared. ohmygod. he stared!" peace cy. XD Ok lang yan. Cute ka naman e. HAHA.

Dismissal time, umuwi ako ng good mood. So dahil ako'y na sa good mood, nagbake ako ng cake for my family. E eto naman nanay ko. Walang gustong ipagamit na lalagyan. Babasagin daw, mahal, di pa nagagamit. Feel ko kahit mamatay na cya di pa nya mggmit un. oh well. Buhay nya un. :)

hell to requirements!

It's 12:30 in the morning and I have classes after 7 hours. phew. I'm not yet done with my homework yet I'm blogging. Ohhh. BI talga blog. I just wanna share something.

Saturday. Sept.13
*we went to SMX(book fair) with my family*
Habang nasa pila kami ng 2nd brother ko na as in super haba. May nakita kami book of answers. SO curiousity... nglaro kami. Ako ngstart.

Me: Papasa ba ko sa UP?
Book: "Let it go."
*AMP. SUPER FUNNY. =))*

Turn naman nya.
Kuya Ik: Magkakagirlfriend na ba ako ulit this year?
Book: "Don't ignore the obvious"
*HAHAHAHAHA.*

Super tawa lang tlga kami. SInce yung kuya ko is anti-social. Wala cyang makitang gf. Gusto pa nya ung tipong drop-dead gorgeous katulad ng ex nya. Ayaw nya maniwla sakin nabulag lang un. :))

Sunday Sept.14

Habertday ate den!

ACET. Damn. Super hardcore. Grbe ee. Di mo pa tapos bsahin question tpos na ung test. :/ Anyway. Di na ko aasa. :P

Aliw lang ako sa nanay ko kanina. After ng ACET tumawag cya.
mom: "asan ka na? punta ka dito sa labas ng building"
ako: "anong building???"
mom:"sa tapat ng flagpole."
ako:"HA?? anong flagpole? Wala akong nakikitang flagpole dito."
mom:"basta. punta ka na."

WTF.

IV3 is <3

Seriously guys. I love you. I know we're not yet complete, but I long for that day when we would all be eating together at Jabee.. without "THEM". HAHAHA. Inside joke. :P

"iv3's little Jabee escapade"
(courtesy of min)

It's kinda sad how Iv3 ended up. Well, it's ok. Kind of. Considering the fact that I'm with the nice group. The better group I mean. I'm bad I know. At least.. for the first time. I felt IV3 bonded. Walang plastican and all.
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After our Jabee escapade, some of them went home by 4:30 so Inah and I went to KFC to meet up with pam ni john, pam ni michie (peace.loveuguys.) rein and roland. Uhh. Meron lang something na nangyari.. so medyo umalis si roland. :)) Yay, Happy birthday to me. C'mon guys.. greet me. Birthday ko ngayon. Nanlibre kami ni pam luber ng kfc bucket meal. :P yahh right. I spent 200 pesos unexpectedly, and I was kind of planning to buy a birthday gift for a friend. So.. sorry pam. I think maeextend nanaman ung gift mo. I have an idea na kaso short nnmn sa budget. soreee. Bawi nalang :P
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IV3 IS <3
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PS habertday din kay rein!

grad pic

*currently eating vodka shots chocolate*
OMG. Delicious. SUPER. Anyway, yesterday we had our grad pic. Super bading. hahahaha.

Tany, Yabbi, Raz(trying to look seductive),inah, nadine(mukhang pornstar. HAHA.)

"we the gay people of IV3"

September 11

I hate being a girl. Seriously, If i were given the chance, I would rather be a guy. Jeez. Girls need to look pretty always, flawless and V-A-I-N. Guys... are guys. Rowdy, annoying and (horny??)

Girls need to have their period every month. So painful and disgusting. Ek. Why would anyone like blood pouring out of their...

Guys. One time, one pain. End.

Girls, would HAVE to be conservative.

Guys, would HAVE to be confident.

Err. I hope I'll be a guy in my next life. :D (Sorry. I don't believe much in heaven.)
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Physics was fun! I had fun with tin, kat and pia. Too bad we got 7/8. Taray ni nats ee. Magulo daw kami. err. But seriously, it's the first time I enjoyed like this in p6.
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Dismissal. Bonding with Aira,Gabbey (ehem.) and Nats. We talked about dogs and falling asleep on the phone. :))

chaotic family

Err. Feel ko ang baliw ng mga tao kahapon at ngayon. Actually, pamilya ko lang yata. Pano naman kasi. Kahapon, I was watching Angus, Thongs and Perfect snogging (georgia nicolson's diary) then exact dun sa scene na ngssnog ung isang uber hot guy at c georgia, bglang pumasok nanay ko. Nakapikit cya at may dalang 3 stick ng incense. Isang napakalaking WTF moment. Seryoso, napatili pa ko.

Ako: MA! ANO NANAMANG KALOKOHAN YAN??
Mom: I'm driving away the evil spirits in your room. Oh ayan. Katulad ng pinapanuod mo. *tinapat insenso sa ulo ko*

Fuck. Mababaliw na ata ako sa bahay. Eto pa. Dinner time kahapon.
*kumakain nakatitig sa kanin*
Ako: Ano to?
Mom: kanin.
Ako: Bakit matigas?... *amoy* at amoy ipis.
Mom: NFA rice.

seriously. Naghihirap na ba kami? Anytime now, mafeefeel ko na lilipat na ko sa squatter's area. Eto pa kanina.

Mom: Nagsimba ba kayo sa school?
Ako: No. Prayer service lang.
Mom: Bakit? Bday ni mother mary ngayon a?
Ako: ewan.
*singit*
Kuya: Ilang taon na c Mary?
*silence.. 30 secs after*
Mom: Cyempre mas matanda kay Jesus. 16 lang yata cya ng nanganak.
Kuya: Ay teenage pregnancy. Akala ko ba pinagbabawal yun ng mga magulang? Grabe nga naman talaga simbahan o.
*silence.. 30 secs after*
Mom: Pero c Joseph matanda na.
Kuya: HAHAHA. SUGAR DADDY.

Fuck. Gusto ko ipukpok ulo ko sa pintuan ng car at tumalon sa bintana.

PALIHAN 4

I stole this from min. 3rd year. Omg. I'm so like number 1. HAHAHAHA. Weeks before that lagi ako late. Lo and behold. A new me. :)) FYI. Never pa ko malate ngaung 4th year. Tama na. Lumalaki na ulo ko. :))

PALIHAN. boow-ring. Grbe. 3 kami. Raia, Laraine and ako. Cyempre nahiwalay ako sa iv3. paabsent absent pa kasing nalalaman. Anyway aliw naman sila nanay. Oh god. Ngaun ko lng nlman di ko alam pangalan nya. :D Sobrang kwentuhan lang kami at nung wala nang masabi sa isa't isa. Pinapanuod nya kami ng detective conan. Nkakahiya aminin, but i was too engrossed to pay attention to nanay. Epal nga ee. BITIN. ASAR. Patapos na ee. Malalaman na kung murder ba tlga ung nagyari, tpos sasabihin nung babae sa 7 "Dyan ngtatapos ang detective conan, abangan sa lunes para sa susunod na adventures ni detective conan" tss. Sabi nga ni raia "nakakabitin naman yun" agree. agree.

After ng detective conan, sabi ni nanay punta n raw kami sa meeting place. 10:45 palang nun. Halatang ayaw samin. tsk. Binigyan ko na nga cla chicken fillet ee. Ungrateful. So nung nandun na kami sa church. May dumating na isang matandang babae. Di naman sobrang tanda. Ung kasing edad ng mga nanay natin. Nagulat tlga kami. kasi suot nya red na super high waist na shorts at super ikli. Tpos merong color red na cape at red shirt. at red striped long socks. Tapos nagsisigaw cya "ANONG PINAGGAGAWA NYO DYAN? GUMAGAYA BA KAYO KAY GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO? MGA BASTOS! MGA CORRUPT NA ALAGAD NG SIMBAHAN!! GAGO!" Sbrang ngulat talaga kami. Parang monologue lang ee. or PETA. Walang reaction ung mga tao. Mukha yatang normal lang ang mga ganung pangyayari dun. Tinanong ko kay kuya "kuya, baliw ba un?" Sabi ni kuya "hindi. matalino yan. nilayasan lang ng anak kaya nging ganyan" ohh. Now I understand. NOT.

Matagtag na byahe pauwi sa stc. sumakit katawan ko. hahaha. Kung boring sa community. Lalo na boses ni RDK. Pamatay. Kahit ndi p6 inaantok ako. Kaso e2 lang nkpgaliw sakin.

steph: Ang cute tlga ni ms romero
raz: WTF.
steph: Ndi seryoso. tgnan mo oh. prang betty boop. Mukhang bata pero matnda.
raz: *parang nkita ang ilaw* oo nga noh! ang cute pa nung face nya. Parang bilog na may kulubot. parang baby! :D
steph: hahahaha. oo nga.
raz: pero alam mo. Mas cute tlga c delemos.
steph: taena. bakit?
raz: kasi ung buhok nya. Tpos lagi pa cya ngpapacute. hangkyutkyut. :D

False alarm

I take it back. Ndi pala c michael cruz ung nkaspaghetti strap. kamukha lang. So yay! Di pa ladlad palda(literally) si mike. :D

Err. For the sake na humaba lang post ko. I would share a few lines of my monologue. Adlib na ung iba since nakalimutan ko na.

"blabla, perhaps you wanna devour me? Who could resist me anyway? APHRODITE. Beautiful, pure yet whorish, gentle yet fierce and most of all, seductive... I am also the goddess of desire. With a snap of my finger, I can call many gorgeous and oh so delicious men. That's why I have many uhm.. "friends", both mortal and immortal, but you know what? mortals taste better. :D "

Hallelujah!

It's Thursday today and tomorrow's PALIHAN. phew. What a relief. Anyway, while I was feeding the stray cat outside the window door, (I picked him up at the cemetery 2 years ago and set him loose in our village :D) I was kind of reflecting. I thought it was stupid of me to have a crush on a gay dude. C'mon, he's like.. so.. feminine. :/ I found a freakin' picture of him on the net. He was wearing spaghetti strap with skinny jeans. OMG. Dinaig pa ko. Nagrereklamo lang ako pero crush ko parin cya. Michael Cruz <3>

Anyway, I'm watching TV patrol now, and i'm 100% sure that I heard the reporter say "NAGHIWALAY NA NGA C MARTIN NIEVERA AT KATRINA OJEDA"

KAT? SIKAT KA! BIGTIME KA NA. PUMASOK KA NA PALA SA SHOWBIZ?:D

Gay Issues

I just had my haircut. :)

After school, together with my mom and kuya rick, we went to trinoma to get a haircut. Finally. So yay! I'm so glad I could finally get rid of my long bangs. Anyway, my brother and my mom finished early. Stupid barber. Stupid noisy gay barber. But he was funny. hahaha. The way he moves and talk.

gay barber: anak, who's with you naman?
me: Just my mom and my kuya.
gay barber: asan kuya mo? cya ba ung ktpat natin kanina?
me: uhmm. yeah. cya un.
gay barber: In fairness, ang gwapo nya ah. Type ko cya.
me: *sa isip* god. If he could hear you, he would literally run out of the door. *gay-hater*
gay barber: alam mo ba. Akala ko cya ung nanliligaw sakin dati. Kamukha lang pala.
me: *sa isip* PUHLEEEASE. as if papatol kuya ko sa bakla.

H.E.L.L

I love the new seating arrangement. Bandang back ako pero d naman dulo. Maraming matatago. hahaha. joke. :D Seatmates cna Manuel at Pia. Kamusta naman. Sana hawaan ako ni Pia ng katalinuhan niya.

*Rel period*
~we were reporting about Mater et Magistra. Inventing new ideas and terms. Wtf. Pero sobrang aliw nung ngalit si sir. Grbe. Badtrip na badtrip e. C tanya kasi. HAHAHAHA.
Sir: Inaral mo ba report mo?
Tanya: Sort of..
Sir: ANong sort of sort of? Ok lang ba sayo na mababa grade mo? 0k ka na whatever parin ba un? Ganyan Kayo ee.... BLABLA. *after 10 minutes* GOODBYE. *walk-out*

HAHAHAHA. Sorry if sobrang mean ko. Natawa lang talaga ako. =))

*4:30 pm*
Wow. Aga ng dad ko. hahaha. ung 2:30 nging 4:30. Traffic daw and all. K. I understand. :D So magkatabi kami ng dad ko sa classroom, sbrang knkbahan na ko kung may bagsak ako. Nagulat naman ako. Biglang nilabas ng dad ko cell nya, kala ko naman may itetext or tatawagan. Tapos naglaro cya ng Bubble Pop. Ung ipopop mo ung bubble ng same colors na mgkakatabi. NAtulala ako ee. Kinakabahan ako tapos siya nglalaro ng bubble pop. WTF.

After ni Patbau, kami na ung next. So tinigilan na ng dad ko ung bubble pop nya. Ayos eh. Pgkapunta na pgkapunta ko sa table ni dacutan.
Lolah D: Buti naman d mo na suot ribbon mo?
Aq: *sa utak* ribbon? huh? kailan ako ngsuot ng ribbon? Then naisip ko. Ah. headband. so tawa lang. Wag pahiyain ang adviser. :D

Report card. PUTRAGIS. 76 AKO SA TLE. HAHAHAHAHA. Lowest grade ever ko na nakuha sa buong buhay ko. Tuwang-tuwa naman ako. achievement. Proud pa nga ako ee. =)) Ok lng nmn sa dad ko. Alam naman nya wala ako pagasa sa entrepreneurship. XD

*sa car*
ako: nakita nyo paa ni dacutan?
dad: hindi. nakalimutan ko. nakikita ko na paa niya kanina kaso di mo pnaalala sakin. Sana kinalabit mo ko. nawala sa utak ko dahil sa stress sa traffic. sayang.
ako: o_0 =))

Eff

Yay. Peace na kami ng kuya ko. Nlibre ko kasi cya ng cola kanina and milk tea the other day. The things I do for love. :))

Omg. Giving of cards tomorrow. Goodluck guys, let's all die together. :D

Oh. Last one.
*Trigo period*
Tanya: Sir. mas bagay sa inyo long hair.
Sir: oo nga ee, nagalit sakin gf ko, mas gusto daw nya mahaba.

After that, tumawa kami ng 3 minutes. Soree. Iba pumasok sa utak ee. =))