Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Gay Issues

I just had my haircut. :)

After school, together with my mom and kuya rick, we went to trinoma to get a haircut. Finally. So yay! I'm so glad I could finally get rid of my long bangs. Anyway, my brother and my mom finished early. Stupid barber. Stupid noisy gay barber. But he was funny. hahaha. The way he moves and talk.

gay barber: anak, who's with you naman?
me: Just my mom and my kuya.
gay barber: asan kuya mo? cya ba ung ktpat natin kanina?
me: uhmm. yeah. cya un.
gay barber: In fairness, ang gwapo nya ah. Type ko cya.
me: *sa isip* god. If he could hear you, he would literally run out of the door. *gay-hater*
gay barber: alam mo ba. Akala ko cya ung nanliligaw sakin dati. Kamukha lang pala.
me: *sa isip* PUHLEEEASE. as if papatol kuya ko sa bakla.

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